When I become Prime Minister the following will be implemented within my first year.
1. Plastic bags will be banned;
2. All styrotex cups and food containers will be banned;
3. The area between Matelot and Blanchisseuse will be made a National Park;
4. A proper maintenance programme will be instituted for all Govt properties;
5. The people who spent millions on the Macqueripe beautification project and then allowed it to revert to squalor will lose their jobs;
6. A think tank, minus any politicians, will be established with the purpose to provide ideas and suggestions for moving the country forward;
7. There will be a programme established for Govt workers to provide proper service or be fired;
8. The health service, by whatever means, will be improved;
9. As much as possible Govt involvement in the running of any business will be terminated, by whatever means;
10. Any govt personnel, police, found in the breach of the law for any reason will be fired post haste. No salaries will be paid until the investigation is complete, and only if they are exonerated;
11. The law courts and the whole judiciary will get real and by that I mean a court case will not be allowed to drag on for years. As an example, the police will be allowed to not turn up for the first two adjournments, but if they do not turn up for the third the police officer will be fined an automatic $5,000 and who vex lorse.
This should keep me busy for the first year.
Gordon Dalla Costa